How To Sell Your Kidney Effectively

The absolute majority of selling techniques are boring and outdated. In the next 4 minutes I’m going to show you how you can avoid selling your kidney, and instead explain to you why and how you spend 50% of your Christmas bonus on useless Amazon cat toys. We wanna sell to Amazon, not buy from it. So buckle up, let’s do this.

How Sales Are Actually Made

People think that sales are closed instantly. Pitch your product. Ask for money. Close the deal.

If you wanna sell your kidney, you might pull this off - first try.

If not, you might wanna keep reading this.

Obviously watching “The Wolf of Wallstreet” 3 times in a row will give inspiration. But in real life things are a bit different.

The problem is not selling your kidney. That’s the easy part.

We wanna know how the organ trafficker makes the decision to buy it from you.

Imagine pitching your grandma to a high end mobster. You start reciting features:

“Look, my grandma has a healthy liver, no dementia, still has hair - blah blah …”. HE DOESN’T CARE

Please don’t do this. Don’t actually sell your grandma. Not worth it.

Look, people have their lives, their problems and they don’t really care about anything else.

How something works and its specific features don’t matter. 

Because they ONLY care about one thing - THEMSELVES. 

Sell Me This Cow

You got 10 seconds, sell me this cow. What would you do? 

Take your phone out and look at the advantages and disadvantages of having a cow? 

How do they provide you meat and milk year round?

The ancient Indian traditions and its emotional benefits?

NOOOOO. No time for that, NO ONE CARES.

Instantly ask a question:

“Hey sir, have you had cows before?”

Then be silent. If they’re human you’ll get a response - BOOM! 

You engaged with them. Most importantly, you made it about THEM.

He might respond:

“Yes, actually my parents were farmers and you know how it is … “ blah blah blah. 

Then you follow up from there.

If he says:

“No, never”

Then, you can say:

“Okay. Have you ever thought about having one?”

Keep the conversation flowing.

Just don’t be weird. Ask simple questions. 

Now you made things interesting. Instead of annoying them with a boring sales pitch. You made them talk about themselves. There’s one thing people love to do. Constantly talk about themselves.

Okay, I think you get the point.

Mastering Sales Is Not Complicated

Mastering sales takes time and reps, just like everything.

One thing is certain. We sell to humans, so communicate like one.

Let’s stop the boring sales pitch. Let’s stop reciting features, no one cares.

Instantly ask a question, make it about THEM, it never fails.

Take charge of your sales and see your results sky rocket.

Talk soon,

Paulo

P.S. Want to know how I’d make sure your prospects turn into clients, unable to stop consuming your products?

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Sell Your Kidney Effectively